1) Howdy!!

Hi!!
?????
I like sand!!!
meep
How r u?
Howdy! Hows it hangin'?

2) How r u?

Fine thanks.
Just peachy.
I asked u first!!! *looks at other answer* ok, so i didnt...
I asked u first!
Just groovy!!
My hair is hairy.

3) <marquee>What do u think of this writing??</marquee>

Its ok, but hasnt everyone seen scrolling writing before??
Its evil! evil i tells ya!!! EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool!!
How do u DO that?????
its writing- durrrr!!!
moo went the cow

4) <center><img src=http://uk.f264.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?DMid=3312_618715_3300_435_731_0_152_-1_0&YY=52362&inc=200&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Draft></center><br>What does this pic make you think of?

The evilness test
33
Bears
Pwetty pictures
nerdtests
#washing machines live longer with calgon!!#

5) Would you like some cheese?

Cheese please!!
No, why would i?
No, id much prefer some tasty, nutritious dust, thanks!
Cheese, Gromit!!
only if i can have it in a sandwich
kwigybo

6) 9 more questions after this...

Yay!!!
and i care because...
woot! *the crowd goes wild*
oh- thats jolly
wheres the question here?
cat went the duck

7) Am i annoying you?

Yes
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! how VERY DARE u say such a thing!!!
a bit...
no
why do u ask?
Pacman fever, doo-do-do-do-doo, its-a drivin' me cra-a-a-azy!

8) stphlvslxmssfrlf. yp,dtmnsfrvr&vr&vr-shdgtdpcbynw!

i agree.
ok... *backs away slowly*
u just took all the vowels out of that! *reads it, adding vowels* ahhh... i get it!!
wtf?!?!?!?
what is the question?
beware of cheese with no ears!!

9) Do u like the arctic monkeys?

Yes
Yes they rock my socks
No
OMG!!!! They r, like, the best band EVER!!!!!
hu the hell r they??
meep

10) What about green day?

Yes
Yes they rock my socks
No
OMG!!!! They r, like, the best band EVER!!!!!
hu the hell r they??
monkeybars beware

11) OMG!!! Penguins rule!!! Totally!!!

What sort of question is that? Everyone knows that!
and...
penguins!!! yay!!!!
hey!! dont drag the penguins into this! what did they do??
do they?
GO GO GO!!!!!!!!! CREAMY MUCK MUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12) Nearly finished... is that good?

Yes
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
No this is groovy
Kinda...
I dont know, David!
GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!

13) Are u random?

NO
Kinda
yes
HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!
i may be...
(_8([) look! its homer simpson!!

14) am i random?

Yes
How the dickens should i know?
i think so...
how am i supposed to know?
no
#Soon im gonna be a jedi!#

15) the test is over

ok
gud gud
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY??????????????
and...
ok bye
do the Bartman