Are you a guy or a gal (No value on quiz, just for statistics)?

  Guy
  Gal
  Not sure
  I ain't tellin' you nothin'!

(Ok, this is where it starts to count towards your loserness) Do you cinsider yourself a loser?

  No
  Yes
  What's that?

Do you pick on younger kids more than kids your age?

  I don't pick on people
  No
  Yes
  I only pick on younger kids
  I only kill younger kids

Have you ever been to a party that wasn't hosted by a school or other public facility?

  Yes
  No

What was going on at that last party that was hosted privately?

  Dancing and socializing
  Never been to a party
  Gaming, websurfing, etc.
  Skating, soccer, capture the flag, football, etc.

Think of that last party you were at again. Where were you?

  Never been to a party
  In the middle of it all!
  In between the outskirts and the center of the crowd
  The outskirts
  Watching through a window
  Secretly watching from a trash can so no one would know I was there

Are you athletic?

  Yes
  No
  I was

Are you currently in a relationship?

  No
  I'm about to ask some one out
  I'm about to be embarasingly dumped
  I'm in between relationships
  Yes, two!
  Yes... just one

Do you have a cell phone?

  Yes
  No

How often in one day do you talk/text on it?

  Less than an hour
  1-2 Hours
  3-5 Hours
  6-8 Hours
  9-11 Hours
  12-14 Hours
  15-17 Hours
  18-23 Hours
  The entire day... literally!

Has anyone ever called you a loser?

  No
  Yes, a couple
  Yes, a few
  It's on my birth certificate!
  I've recieved Loser-of-the-Year trophies!
  I've recieved Loser-of-the-Year trophies from the president before!
  I've recieved Loser-of-the-Year trophies from the pope before!

What is your average grade in school?

  A+
  A or A-
  B
  C
  D
  F
  S... and it doesn't stand for "Spectacular!"

Finally, if you end up getting a(nother) Loser-of-the-Year trophy from this quiz, will you tell your "friends"?

  Yes!
  No!