If you put mushrooms in your femur, will your butt get irritated?

  No! Give me some macaroni and cheese
  No it would only work if it was your phalanges(finger bones)
  only if your butt is damp and moisterized with that new gum called orbit mist

Why do pickles dance on dirty kangaroos?

  because the kangaroos told them to damp
  they don't! they dance on camels
  HUH???????????

Does your grandma put Froot Loops™ in her ugula on Tuesdays after her leg breaks?

  No! She puts Apple Jacks™ in her ugula on Tuesdays after her leg breaks
  Sometimes
  Only when her fibula(a bone) is damp

If your ________ and you know it, clap your hands.
What goes in the blank?

  a sack of potatoes that smells like caesar salad
  stupid
  damp

Fire is to ice, and dry is to ________.
What's in the blank?

  Fire is to ice, and dry is to ________.
  damp
  Yes

Fat is to chubby, and wet is to_______.What's in the blank?

  I Don't Know! damp
  yes
  chubby

Is it possible to shave your head when you don't have hair

  No, because.
  No.
  Yes but there will be lots of blood after. damp

What do farts taste like?

  plastic
  darting damp driving does do dopey dingers
  rubber

Stuff?

  Stufe
  Stuff!
  Stuff = damp diapers